How Sick am I?

I wish there was a way to describe how my head feels right now. I feel as if someone held me down and filled every hole in my head with cotton. Only before they stuffed the cotton balls in there they dipped them in vaseline. And, that vaseline is slowly dripping out of my nose, eyes and down my throat. Only there was a little bit of oatmeal mixed in that vaseline and its chunky. And my eyes don’t seem to work either. They want to be closed right now. Like Thursday when I slept for 18 hours. Or Friday when I went to bed at 7pm. Or Saturday when I stayed in bed most of the day or today (see above for how I feel today). I just took some sudafed and some tylenol PM. Probably before I finish this post I’ll fall asleep on the couch and nod off………………….